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Sep. 18th, 2003

Okay -- someone told me that my BLOG's archive (those dates on the left side of the screen) stopped functioning... I have looked into the problem, and was able to resolve it.

Here's a cute message I got today from a friend at work:

Top 10 signs you work for IBM

by David Letterman



  • 10 You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.

  • 9 You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.

  • 8 You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.

  • 7 You find you really need Freelance to explain what you do for a living.

  • 6 You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

  • 5 You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.

  • 4 You know the people at faraway hotels better than your next-door neighbors.

  • 3 You ask your friends to "think outside the box" when making Friday night plans.

  • 2 You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.

    And, the number one sign you work for IBM...

  • 1 You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.



    Oh, yeah -- and CLICK HERE to see how this NY Times article clarifies some current copyright issues. Watch out for the RIAA police! ;-)



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