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1-3 Tablespoons of fresh what!?!?

Yes... stop rubbing your eyes in disbelief... This is only one of the recipes in the new book: "Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes"

Other recipes include "Irish Coffee with Extra Cream", "Slightly Saltier Caviar", "Man Made Oysters" and "Tiramisu Surprise" (barf!)

I'm particularly happy that the author included this warning on page 4: "This cookbook is written for diners of seamen. Please do not add seaman to your guest's food without informing them beforehand."

Now what I want to know -- a) is it truly organic? and b) could it be considered vegetarian?

Pardon me as I grab the stomach pump...



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Mar. 23rd, 2010 04:03 am (UTC)
If the semen in question came from a vegan, and if the person partaking of it does so knowingly and consensually, then it's okay; otherwise it's like pissing in someone's soup.

I don't quite consider it vegan, but I have swallowed sperm in the eight or so years since I gave up animal products, and I still consider myself a vegan.
Mar. 23rd, 2010 03:02 pm (UTC)
A - I'd say depends on the intake of the provider. Like cow's milk from a cow on BGH isn't organic.

B - I think this would fall under the lacto-ovo vegetarian. They eat animal products (like milk, eggs, honey, cheese) but not the animal itself.

I don't agree with it's claim that this doesn't use animal products. Splitting hairs, but this is not made from only plant based sources like something that could be considered vegan. Heston may think he is not an animal, but he ain't a plant. ;-)
Mar. 23rd, 2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
When you need to load up and don't have guests around to help, try Semenex. That's right; Semenex You'll have loads of fun as you'll find yourself wiping off the headboard in just a few strokes or being asked to to blender parties to help shore up supplies. Hours of fun and pleasure.


Ask for it by names; where better lubes and poppers are sold. SEMENEX.
Mar. 23rd, 2010 08:00 pm (UTC)
He he he -- thanks for that website!
Semen's Natural Health Benefits:

While our "Modern Age" regards such sacred semen drinking (seminiphagia) as
backward, un-enlightened, and "perverted," yet modern research has already
made remarkable discoveries scientifically validating these ancient erotic beliefs
and practices.

Two recent research studies (see columns above) have independently
concluded that semen from a healthy male possesses "as-yet unknown
properties" key to women's physical and psychological health that both validate
and vindicate the erotic and spiritual importance rightfully attributed to semen by our ironically more-enlightened "primitive" ancestors.

Primary Benefits of Regular Semen Consumption:

1. Alleviates depression symptoms in females
2. Assists in ensuring healthy pregnancy
3. Helps to balance cyclical female hormonal levels
4. Provides important nutritional supplement
Mar. 27th, 2010 06:44 pm (UTC)

With a name like "Semenex", you know it has to be good!
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