March 22nd, 2010

Keep Walking

1-3 Tablespoons of fresh what!?!?

Yes... stop rubbing your eyes in disbelief... This is only one of the recipes in the new book: "Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes"

Other recipes include "Irish Coffee with Extra Cream", "Slightly Saltier Caviar", "Man Made Oysters" and "Tiramisu Surprise" (barf!)

I'm particularly happy that the author included this warning on page 4: "This cookbook is written for diners of seamen. Please do not add seaman to your guest's food without informing them beforehand."

Now what I want to know -- a) is it truly organic? and b) could it be considered vegetarian?

Pardon me as I grab the stomach pump...

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