November 1st, 2006

Pity Sex Accepted Here!

NEWSFLASH: Chaz falls out of style...

2006 Statistics for the Where's Chaz Website

No one cares... Really.

Visits to my personal websites have dropped off substantiality in the past two quarters of 2006. The Where's Chaz website statistics (above) are atypical of what's going on with all of my non-pornographic websites.

"Friends of Chaz™" and "Chaz Fan Club™ (Inner-Circle™)" members are reminded that simply NOT visiting my websites will NOT cease automatic bank ACH (debits) for your monthly dues. If you want to leave my fan club, you must submit your request in writing and send via telex to 'Enterprise C-23.' Those of you that no longer have a local Telex office may use Western Union Telegraph Company's Cable System; otherwise, you will continue to be billed.

In other news, today's my first full day of working from home on my new team... What was mentioned in the first department meeting as a full member of the new team? Take a guess -- was it:

1) Downsizing2) Outsourcing
3) Rightsizing4) Workforce Reduction
5) Reduction in Force6) Interlock

Well, I can't tell you here, as the meeting was confidential, but people that guess the right answer(s) will win a fabulous prize... A free month in the "Chaz' Inner-Circle Fan Club™", with all privileges and rights herein. (Future months will be billed to your bank account/credit card per month. Prices are subject to change without prior notice. "Privileges and rights" referred to herein are subject to change without prior notice.)

I hope everyone has a GREAT "hump day!" (Yes, this entry was written in jest -- or was it?) ;-)

"Where's Chaz", "Friends of Chaz", "Chaz' Fan Club", and "Chaz' Inner-Circle" are registered® trademarks™ and copywright(c) 1966, 1989, 2003 Antonelli Enterprises, Inc. and may not be used without permission from Chaz Antonelli or his estate in writing. Bear down: You're making five copies!

The song on Chaz' Jukebox today is Soundgarden - Fell On Black Days -- I'm trying to be as Emo as I can today. Whatever...