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Another Star Trek Movie Announced!

Paramount Pictures are so confident about the box office potential of the upcoming Star Trek reboot directed by J. J. Abrams that they're already working on a sequel. They've hired Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, and Damon Lindelof to write the screenplay. We're looking at a possible 2011 release for the next Star Trek movie with the same cast. Now that they've committed themselves, let's hope it lives up to expectations.

Squeez Bacon - Quite Possibly The World's Most Perfect Food?

New from ThinkGeek:

Every once in a while a product comes around that puts life into perspective. When we got our first bottles of Squeez Bacon (from Sweden) to taste test, we each had a moment of pure revelation. For years, we had thought that the BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich was the pinnacle of gastronomic enjoyment. And suddenly, after a single taste of Squeez Bacon, our world was rocked. Squeez Bacon is imported straight from its Swedish source and delivers taste right out of the bottle - no cooking or refrigeration needed. Enjoy all the flavor and health benefits of bacon, without having to slave over a frying pan. Squeez Bacon is the official bacon food product of all the kings and queens of Europe. Oh, Squeez Bacon, where have you been all our lives?!?!

I LOVE BACON!

Life is good!

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notmypresident
Apr. 1st, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
let's hope it lives up to expectations

Not sure that's possible, but I doubt they'll totally screw it up. I'm looking forward to it.
nipper_dawg
Apr. 1st, 2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
April fools?
mc4bbs
Apr. 1st, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
April Fool!!
Although the Star Trek portion is REAL, the Squeeze Bacon is a fake as "The Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter"

Read about the The Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter (another Think Geek April Fool's joke) here.

"The Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter allows anyone to quickly and easily test the working condition of any wall socket. Simply insert the Vilcus into the socket in question... insert two fingers and the use becomes apparent instantly. But this is only scratching the surface of the device's utility. Once we learned that the Vilcus was based on an antique persuasion device used by Soviet-era KGB we put the device to the test with a ThinkGeek contracted market research group and discovered something surprising. After the pain subsided, those that survived reported a feeling of euphoria and well being. Upon further investigation on Wikipedia we realized that the rejuvenating effects of high-voltage electricity are well documented. It was even successfully used to treat insanity during the early 1800's. Obviously Art Lebedev had done it again. We were thoroughly impressed."
nipper_dawg
Apr. 1st, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
Re: April Fool!!
http://www.bmweducation.co.uk/coFacts/view.asp?docID=49


Who says germans have no sense of humor
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