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Some REAL Christmas Music!

Check out some REAL Christmas Music, courtesy of Jackie Beat, such as "Do Some Blow!", sung to the tune of "Let it Snow!" -- be sure to check out the other nuggets of Xmas joy while there!

If you haven’t done all your shopping
But you’re tired and feel like stopping
If you’re exhausted and moving slow
Do some blow, do some blow, do some blow!

If you wanna’ look like a winner
By whipping up a Christmas dinner
No time to rest - go, go, go!
Do some blow, do some blow, do some blow!

If you’ve been awake several nights
And you’re so tired that it’s a joke
But you haven’t hung all the lights
Call your dealer and just score some coke

If your portions are huge and frightening
To keep your pants from slowly tightening
If your appetite starts to grow
Do some blow, do some blow, do some blow!

If you’re up all night making toffee
But your doctor says, “No more coffee!”
When your energy gets too low
Do some blow, do some blow, do some blow!

If your company’s on the way
And your house kinda’ looks like a dump
Pull your panties down while you pray,
“Thank you Jesus for this booty bump!”

If you’re sick and tired of your family
Help yourself to some nose candy
Just shovel that Christmas snow
Do some blow, do some blow, do some blow!


Enjoy and have a happy holiday!

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frick
Dec. 18th, 2007 04:29 am (UTC)
Loved it!
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