Aelekxhayndyr and Yszsyabeyeylle?
My buddy grandhighpoobah just wrote an awesome blog entry, all about naming your baby, featuring http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html (Where Lauren provides fifteen pages of AWFUL baby names, mercilessly (and carefully) shredding each one with a sarcastic comment.) Enjoy!
Remember to buy lawn darts for those damn rug rats! Help cull the herd!