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NEWSFLASH: Chaz falls out of style...

2006 Statistics for the Where's Chaz Website

No one cares... Really.

Visits to my personal websites have dropped off substantiality in the past two quarters of 2006. The Where's Chaz website statistics (above) are atypical of what's going on with all of my non-pornographic websites.

"Friends of Chaz™" and "Chaz Fan Club™ (Inner-Circle™)" members are reminded that simply NOT visiting my websites will NOT cease automatic bank ACH (debits) for your monthly dues. If you want to leave my fan club, you must submit your request in writing and send via telex to 'Enterprise C-23.' Those of you that no longer have a local Telex office may use Western Union Telegraph Company's Cable System; otherwise, you will continue to be billed.

In other news, today's my first full day of working from home on my new team... What was mentioned in the first department meeting as a full member of the new team? Take a guess -- was it:

1) Downsizing2) Outsourcing
3) Rightsizing4) Workforce Reduction
5) Reduction in Force6) Interlock

Well, I can't tell you here, as the meeting was confidential, but people that guess the right answer(s) will win a fabulous prize... A free month in the "Chaz' Inner-Circle Fan Club™", with all privileges and rights herein. (Future months will be billed to your bank account/credit card per month. Prices are subject to change without prior notice. "Privileges and rights" referred to herein are subject to change without prior notice.)

I hope everyone has a GREAT "hump day!" (Yes, this entry was written in jest -- or was it?) ;-)

"Where's Chaz", "Friends of Chaz", "Chaz' Fan Club", and "Chaz' Inner-Circle" are registered® trademarks™ and copywright(c) 1966, 1989, 2003 Antonelli Enterprises, Inc. and may not be used without permission from Chaz Antonelli or his estate in writing. Bear down: You're making five copies!

The song on Chaz' Jukebox today is Soundgarden - Fell On Black Days -- I'm trying to be as Emo as I can today. Whatever...


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Nov. 1st, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
How about, all of the above? :) *HUGS*
Nov. 1st, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC)

How about, all of the above? :) *HUGS*

ROFL! Very good!

Please forward your chequing account number to my correspondence secretary so we can begin your membership in the Chaz' Inner-Circle Fan Club! ;-)

Do you think my post was pitiful enough? ;-)

Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:50 am (UTC)
Account: 1011010110
Routing Number: 69


Are you okay at work right now?
Nov. 2nd, 2006 05:15 am (UTC)

Are you okay at work right now?

I was on a call, major outage, from my FORMER POSITION. (I was helping out the Juinor Admin that replaced me.)

It's odd knowing that people can now watch me night and day, working or otherwise! Eeeps!

Nov. 1st, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC)
How sad is this?
This is like RONCO/K-TELL for the internet. It sets new(low) standards for spam. Isn't there a requirement of at least three people to make a circle? That would leave your Inner-Circle at least two short. Why is the mood of the day Crushed? It should be more like...as expected. Well hope you got your bike away ok, and that it doesn't cause your winter "pout" to kick in. Later.
Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
Re: How sad is this?

ROFL! ;-) You are so funny!

Bike is away -- it only took five hours to do.

One cocktail 1/2 way home at The Alley (it was boring there)

Only to be called into a late night urgent issue at my former position (I'm still on the crit-sit call)

I feel needed now.

Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC)
they don't like hits
I think they are just soft - and don't like HITS
Its such a term -- maybe you should change it from HITS to something nicey nice -- like "soft stroke key clicks "
See - does not that sound much better than the bad HITS !!

Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
We KNOW where you are
We no longer have to go to your Where's Chaz page.

With the GPS device implanted in you, we just google and track your whereabouts.

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