| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (... what!?!? You think I'm going to spill it here?)
||✓ I hate the rain. (Especially while on my motorcycle!)
| × I'm paranoid at times.
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Heck yeah -- but it'd be somewhere you couldn't imagine (or maybe you can!))
||✓ I need/want money right now. (I need to buckle down on my spending!)
|✓ I love sushi.
||✓ I talk really, really fast. (... sometimes)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
| × I have long hair.
||✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Who hasn't? I've also made money there!)
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (One asexual brother.)
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|✓ I like the way that I look.
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|| × I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Can you say bipolar?)
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Heck yeah! Why not!?!?)
||✓ I slept with a roommate. (Does college count? We were only "experimenting" when we were "sooooo drunk!" ;-))
|✓ I have a hidden talent. (Ask me about it sometime! (You must have a penis to apply!))
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Duh! I've done a hell of a lot more than "peck" too!)
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone. (Keep it short and to the point please!)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (For the right stuff -- electronics, leather and motorcycles!)
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Not! I lov me mum!)
|✓ I have a mobile phone. (I feel for anyone that does not!)
||✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (... and had a black out too! But it's very rare for me to drink like that nowadays...)
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (Does Dave even read my LiveJournal anymore?)
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
||✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (He was suicidal.)
|| × I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Anyone that does not answer "yes" to this question seriously needs to reconsider their answer!)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (When I'm able...)
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Too many to list here...)
||✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (When I was "sooooo drunk!" ;-))
|✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Well, I didn't PAY for it... ya gotta love the internet!)
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (Yeeeeeee haaaaaaa!)
| × I would die for my best friends.
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (.... and anal to boot!)
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
||✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment.
|✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat.
|| × Republican.
| × I don't even know what I am.
||✓ I am punk rockish. (Sometimes...)
||✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Experience rules! I hate "training" newbies!)
|✓ I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
|✓ I love my job(s). (... most of the time -- there are bad days though!!)
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
||✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (I do NOT have any visible piercings. You'll have to find 'em all!)
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
||✓ I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
||✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
||✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (I love remixes!)
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Noisy and full of crotch fruit! (Children) -- As I get older, I'm feeling more and more like the "Child Catcher" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!)
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (... and you can't??)
||✓ I can't whistle. (... well.)
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
||✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep. (... sometimes.)
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I was born far too early.)
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
|✓ I have a tattoo. (I have several! Find 'em all!)
||✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. ((If you work with me and are reading this, it's probably YOU!) ;-))
|| × I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist.
||✓ I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
||✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I don't mind seeing other people naked, but there are no nudist colonies nearby!)
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business. (Been there, did that. A very large and successful business. I mentally snapped from it.)
|| × I smoke. (I just quit *again* this week! I've been doing well so far! I longest time I quit was for for one full year -- I hate myself for going back to the damn things!)
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Well, perception is the key here -- when I'm on the computer, I'm interacting, learning, socializing, playing and cruising! So, please define what "too much" really is!!)
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (What's normal?)
|| × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It worries me that there are people who DO LIKE it.)
|| × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (and if you answer YES to this, go back to the "I have at least one obsession at any given time" question!)
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole.
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language.
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
| × I would rather read than watch TV. (Tell me a story and act it out, or read it on paper? Phleaze!)
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
| × I have no piercings. (I do NOT have any visible piercings. You'll have to find 'em all!)
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|✓ I am compulsively honest. (to a fault at times.)
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (... it's called computer addiction!)
|✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (most of the time...)
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
||✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (and do almost all the time!)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (... sometimes!)
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I've performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos. (Almost every day for lunch at work! I make 'em myself!)
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Mmmmmmmmmmmmm redbears!)
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Oh my, do I ever!)
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Yeah, I've done a lot of great stuff, but I'm never feel truly accomplished.)
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet. (and I host a hell of a lot of them too at ftp://mp3:email@example.com/)
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Hell yeah!!!)
|✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (whenever possible.)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.