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Rumour Patrol Sayz...




Rumour Patrol Sayz... The Boston Ramrod is CLOSING it's doors in July 2006!

The staff at the Ramrod deny this... Only time will tell...




The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their last respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. As you might imagine, the gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and two Children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. His elderly father Pop Tart, also survives him. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.



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massachusettsqq
Jun. 21st, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
Rra Rra Rod
As the red sox business grows and takes over and gobbles up any business around there so they can replace them with their OWN business,

Maybe, just maybe they will put a gay fetish gear bar right there ?
oh wait, sorry, was dreaming there for a second.

I think we should just pick another bar - and make it the new leather bar
(Anonymous)
Jun. 22nd, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
Doughboydeath!
I don't suppose that the eulogy was written by Mavis Beacon? A brand name we know even accross the pond! Orlando & Daniel.
mc4bbs
Jun. 22nd, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Doughboydeath!
I don't suppose that the eulogy was written by Mavis Beacon? A brand name we know even accross the pond! Orlando & Daniel.

I don't know who wrote it -- but it appears in several places on the 'net

http://www.blue.panachio.com/humour/doughboy/
http://originalsmitty.tripod.com/doughboy.html

Etc., etc.

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